Tuesday, 20 March 2012

The Real Value Of Money….!!!!

 

In a village there was a family: a father, a mother and a son. The son was grown up but he did not do any work. The mother always protected him. One day the father got really mad and declared that the son should not be given any dinner unless he worked and earned some money that day.
The next morning the father woke up and left for work. The mother came to her sons rescue again. She gave him a 100 rupee note and told him to show that as earnings to his father.
The father came back in the evening and asked the son what he earned.The son showed the 100 rupee note. The father grabbed the note, studied it carefully and shouted You did not earn this, someone, perhaps your mother, just gave it to you. Saying that the father tore the note in pieces and threw it out of the window. The mother watched as the money went down in pieces, but did not say anything. The son said whatever and walked away.
The next evening the same thing happened again. The son showed his father the note given by his mother. Again the father took it, tore it up and threw it out of the window. Once again the son and the mother watched silently.
It went on for couple more days. Finally one day the son decided he had enough. Now his mother was really hesitating giving him more money. So he went out and sought work. He helped a farmer feed his cattle and earned some money. He helped a shopkeeper move goods around and earned some more money. By the end of the day he had earned a twenty rupee note.
When the father came back, the son showed him his earnings proudly. The father looked at it carefully and did exactly the same thing. He tore it into pieces and declared the money was given to the son by someone else.
The son was in tears. He started yelling at his father. He ran down and tried to collect all the pieces.
When he came upstairs, he found his father waiting at the door.
Come, lets have dinner. The father said smiling. I know that was the money you really earned. Because you could not watch it being destroyed. You know its real value.

Read it...You would definitely laugh....:)

Read it...You would definitely laugh....:)


A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.
When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.
President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.
The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.
'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D

Monday, 19 March 2012

People’s Comments on Sachin’s Record….!!!

 

Interesting comments by various personalities on Sachin’s century:


 

  • 1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
  • 2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
  • 3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century.
  • 4. Raj Thakrey – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrians can not take the responsibility of the whole nation.
  • 5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.
  • 6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
  • 7. Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.
  • 8. Kapil Sibbal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin’s century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.
  • 9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Lets welcome their citizen in India and let them live wherever they can. Lets issue them voter’s ID card.
  • 10. Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.
  • 11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
  • 12. Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.
  • 13. Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.

 

 

 

PS:We are not against any Person/ Politicians/ Religion and Region.. kindly take this post on a Lighter note only..

Friday, 16 March 2012

A Small article on GOD....!!!!


Now that Sachin has reached this much-discussed yet arbitrary milestone, he - and we - can simply enjoy the twilight of his illustrious career.

“Well, I am not feeling anything right now, the feeling hasn’t sunk in yet. But I have lost about 50 kgs.”
-Sachin Tendulkar, 16th March 2012
It took 33 international innings for him to add that last vital notch, but Sachin Tendulkar has scored his hundredth international hundred. That’s right, his 100th international 100: 51 in Tests, 49 in one-day internationals. This is a mark that very few players reach in all forms of the game, let alone at the highest possible level. It is, quite simple, one of the most extraordinary achievements in cricket history. It might even warrant a mention in the pantheon of records across all sport.
For Sachin, though this hundredth hundred mark is just another in a long list of achievements. He has by far the most runs in either Test or one day international cricket; he was the first man to score 200 runs in a one day international; he has played more Tests and one day internationals than any other player. His feats even go back to his school days: at 16, he and Vinod Kambli put on 664 playing for Shardashram Vidyamandir, an all-cricket record partnership until 2006. Among everything Sachin has done in cricket, scoring 100 100s is superb.
That’s how he would like it to have been, too. Sachin’s words to Ramiz Raja, while being interviewed after setting the record against Bangladesh,  He began by saying he felt 50kgs lighter, which is probably a gross understatement, and went on to give a sense of the pressure he has felt from the entire Indian nation since hitting number 99. It has built and built, overshadowing all other discourse related to Indian cricket. Sachin made sure to point out that it was not he who piled on that weight but his own fans.
There is no doubt that Sachin is a case of rare talent. He clearly had uncommon gifts as a teenager and became comfortable at the highest level at an absurdly young age. The sad story that runs parallel to Sachin’s, however, is that of Vinod Kambli. Arguably even more talented, an Indian Brian Lara, Kambli never adjusted to the cauldron of being an Indian batting superstar and saw his test career peter out before the age of 24. Where one fell by the wayside, the other somehow coped.
This, for me, is the true greatness of Sachin. He was blessed with uncanny hand-eye coordination, balance and ability to ‘see’ exactly where to hit the ball so that he would beat the fielder, among many other gifts that it would take too long to list. But the really incredible thing about Sachin is that he has relentlessly applied each of these talents for more than twenty years against the best in his field. And if there was a weakness that natural talent did not cover, or that his particular natural talent exposed him to, he’d solve it. Shane Warne recalls that for one Sydney test he completely eliminated the cover drive from his game, fearing that it was getting him out too often. He scored 241 not out; thereafter, he slowly worked the shot back into his game.
Against Bangladesh, he did it again, weathering the repeated psychological blows of the past year to finally break out into open space again. How long will it be before that open space fills with yet more doting fans? Only time will tell. (In an interesting twist, Bangladesh improbably won the match, with Sachin’s slow scoring rate widely blamed. In my view, this confirmation that Bangladesh is becoming a competitive international team is much more important for the game than Sachin breaching yet another impossible frontier.)
Back to those 50kgs. When India won the World Cup at home in 2011, Sachin Tendulkar was carried around the ground by adoring teammates. He was, to each of them, an idol long before they ever got to play alongside him. Virat Kohli, a young superstar-in-the-making, calmly said, “He’s carried the burden of the nation for 21 years, so it’s time we carried him on our shoulders.” On that day Sachin scored 18 – a glorious, tantalising 18 with two marvellous drives, long before anyone started waiting impatiently for the next three-figure score.
Now, in the post-hundredth hundred world, I wonder how much Sachin weighs. Somewhere between 60-70kgs, I’d guess. Not far off. So now that all fans of Indian cricket (and therefore all fans of Sachin) can breathe a sigh of relief and amazement, perhaps we won’t mind taking on those discarded 50kg for him – as his teammates did almost a year ago. It was us that laid them on him in the first place. And anyway, it’s a weight made up of stunning achievements, as beautiful and extraordinary in a plain scorecard as they are in every perfect back foot drive or whip to backward square. I’m sure nobody will mind lugging that around for the rest of their lives, examining it whenever they wish. It will be like carrying him, and his greatness, as a constant inspiration among men.

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

What Does A Common Men Get????

What does a common men get????
Just a few days back we saw that SP won the elections in UP. People have lots of hope on Akhilesh Yadav. But do you think anything will change???  Half of his MLA'S have criminal cases against them and he talks about maintaning Law and Order in the State. People think that because of Congress we are sufferring. Do you think that if BJP comes into power we will get petrol at 50.rs per liter.??? No we are not going to get that. Then y are we blaming only Congress??? I am not supporting Congress at all bt my Question still remains that what does a common men gets???? A common men thinks that if the government will change our condition will improve but I think that he is a fool who thinks that. Yesterday ACB raided a Deputy Collector's home and they found assests more then 118 crores. From where did the money come???  Suresh Kalmadi came out of the jail and he is back in IOC. Kasab is still enjoying his free stay in INDIA....  But my Question still remains the same that What does a common men get?????